Maternal instincts?

As you know, I teach preschool.

I have a darling little group of kids.

But you just never know what's going to happen next.

This week we are talking about the letter B. When they think of a word that begins with B, I write it on the board. I asked them if they could think of a snack that begins with the letter B.

One of the girls shouted out, "Baby!"

Always the educator I said, "We can't really have a baby for snack."

"We can kill it and cook it and eat it." she said.

Alrighty, then.